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Mark twain famous funny quotes. Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life. I know because i ve done it thousands of times. Well here are the top 71 funny quotes mark twain. It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Honesty is the best policy when there is money in it. The world owes you nothing. Funny quotes by mark twain image 1.

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Go to heaven for the climate hell for the company.

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35 famous mark twain quotes. Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. Funny mark twain quotes. If we would learn what the human race really is at the bottom we need only observe it in election times.

That can surely make you laugh. Get your facts first then you can distort them as you please. All generalizations are false including this one. He wrote the adventures of tom sawyer and its sequel adventures of huckleberry finn the latter often called the great american novel.

It was here first. Mark twain american author born on november 30 1835 died on april 21 1910 samuel langhorne clemens better known by his pen name mark twain was an american author and humorist. Never argue with stupid people they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.