Love Quotes Short Funny

Funny love sayings and quotes.

Love quotes short funny. One valentine s day i gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those. You love flowers but you cut them. Let s flip a coin. You re just like bacon beer and chocolate you make everything better.

But love can also be funny and awkward. Below you ll find a collection of humorous and funny love quotes. Some of that has been hilarious. Check out our full collection of love quotes.

Women are meant to be loved not to be understood. Honesty is the key to a relationship. My wife is really sentimental. Then he is finished.

Plus some funny girl perspectives on being in a relationship too. Real love amounts to withholding the truth even when you re. 1 love is sharing your popcorn. If you liked this funny bob hope quote about love check out all the best bob hope quotes and jokes.

Funny love quotes 1. 4 where love is the case the doctor is an ass. Here are the 31 best short and funny love quotes from comedians that perfectly nail the craziness of dating sex and relationships. If you can fake that you re in.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in america. 3 romance is the icing but love is the cake. It triggers so many passionate emotions. Who your partner really is will always be revealed.

Jackie mason 3. 2 people who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. The rest cheat in europe. You tell me you love me so now i m scared.

You love animals but you eat them. Funny love quotes for her expressing some of the silly and frustrating aspects of having a girlfriend or being in love with a girl. It s easy to get sentimental about love. A man in love is not complete until he is married.