Life Hilarious Funny Inspirational Quotes

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Life hilarious funny inspirational quotes. How you treat others is how you really feel inside 2. This is a list of the funniest life quotes we could find from johnny carson to kurt cobain. Its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing til it gets there. From the movie ed tv.

Josh billings when life gives you lemons squirt someone in the eye. I always wanted to be somebody but now i realize i should have been more specific lily tomlin 2. I mean you live in a great big vast world that you ve seen none percent of. I walk around like everything is fine but deep down inside my shoe my sock is.

The mind replays what the heart can t delete 2. Build a man a fire and he ll be warm for an hour. Check out our full collection of life quotes. 60 short funny motivational quotes 1.

He s a mile away and you ve got his shoes. Here are 60 short and funny motivational quotes to help brighten your day. But not in that order. The most dangerous phrase in any language is we ve always done it this way 4.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. I find television very. Follow your passion stay true to yourself never follow someone. 190 funny inspirational quotes celebrating life love struggles 1.

My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal. Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats voltaire i didn t fail the test. I m not rude i just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking 3. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong benjamin franklin consider the postage stamp.

This is a curated sub category. Light travels faster than sound. After that who cares. When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the fire department usually uses water.

Best funny inspirational quotes i have never developed indigestion from eating my words winston churchill i m bored is a useless thing to say.