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Waking your kids up for schoolthe first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.

Jokes mom quotes funny short. I used to have functioning brain cells but i traded them in for children 2. See more ideas about mom jokes humor parenting humor. 29 funny mom quotes that will have you cry laughing charlotte hilton andersen updated. A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them.

These funny motherhood quotes make it easy to laugh about the common problems all mother face. So i became a mom. Having kids makes you look stable to the people who thought you were crazy and crazy to the people who thought you were stable. Jul 23 2018 mom jokes because we need a little parenting humor in our lives.

See the mother mouse says to her baby. Your mom is so ugly the fbi is using her as a flash grenade. It s suspicious say all moms everywhere. Now do you see why it s important to learn a foreign language 27 son.

May 29 2020 explore cat hammond s board mom jokes followed by 106 people on pinterest. Yo mama is so fat she falls from both sides of the bed. Universal mom code for i don t want to share. Being a mom can be a tough job if you don t have a good sense of humor.

See more ideas about bones funny funny humor. This board is dedicated to lightening your crazy day. 19 2020 silence isn t golden. Take a minute to share some of these quips with the moms in your life.

These quotes are meant to make you laugh about the hilarious challenges of motherhood. Funny motherhood quotes 1. Enough for 3 000 people it s spicy. Yo mama so fat the truck had to take gas three times to run her over.

Your mother is so ugly your father takes her with him to work so he wouldn t have to kiss her goodbye. I love cleaning up messes i didn t make.